I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.
CdM -
I wish I weren’t innumerate
Rosie -
So mathematically numb
Raak -
I can't work out the interest rate
Projoy -
For taxing is his role
goldfinch -
And I feel taxed just standing up
Rosie -
But rhyming slang's his goal.
Projoy -
I hold it, hold it, hold it more
Raak -
My effort is in vain
CdM -
For now it’s down there on the floor
Projoy -
I wish I were an elephant
Raak -
All would see but none would tell
Rosie -
That I'm the voice of doom.
Projoy -
For this would be more likely than
Chalky -
The plan that is in place
Projoy -
I wish I were a nightingale
Rosie -
I'd charm the world with song
Chalky -
Which flighty chorus might entail
Rosie -
'Cos I'd be so fussy.
Chalky -
Sign up to OnlyFans dear chap
Become a shameless hussy!
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not Marcel Marceau
CdM -
Or I’d have this to say:
Chalky -
But that was yesterday
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not a busted flush
CdM -
For that's an awful fate
Raak -
At getting my first date.
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not a man of war
Software -
I'm more inclined to think of peace
Rosie -
I wonder what's on the box
Chalky -
The one containing tricks
Projoy -
Oh. Nothing. I'll go out instead.
Raak -
And find nothing at the flicks.
CdM -
And those who prick their noses
goldfinch -
Stub their knees and pick their toes.
I long for obsolescence
Chalky -
Swift turnaround's my thing
Projoy -
I'll transmigrate my essence
goldfinch -
These boots were made for something
Raak -
And something's what they'll do
Projoy -
You ordered flesh to go.
CdM -
I wish I were in Amsterdam
Projoy -
I know a bank where wild thyme blows
Raak -
That's sweetly sprung in June
Chalky -
And like my love the musk-red rose
Projoy -
To be or not to be, that is
Chalky -
But personae more dramatis
CdM -
Sketch a much darker plot
Projoy -
Is this a dagger or a sponge
Raak -
Or duck-billed platypus?
Rosie -
It's next-door's tatty puss. Softers, old bean, this is not a f****** limo
Projoy -
If music be the food of love
goldfinch -
But if you like your love life bland
Chalky -
It's Musak all the way
Chalky -
Alas poor Yorick who I knew
Rosie -
In cat lives he's on ten. (Softers) Sorry - inappropriate comment a couple of goes back.