Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words

Just as it says on the tin. What happens in the game may be debated in the game: perhaps it'll be a conversation, perhaps a word-limited reprise of various games we play, or whatever.

• Tuj - [4]"Beware the tungsten death aardvark," said the man,
• KagomeShuko - who was leaning against the stack of pineapples.
• Giertrud - brought from the tropics only two days ago
• KagomeShuko - seafood from there is not safe to eat
• Giertrud - as the oil spill is out of control.
• Software - I guess the full stop means it's finished.
• Rosie - Shall we continue as before, making frivolous observations?
• KagomeShuko - Why don't we start a new consecutive Cheddars?
• Giertrud - I think that's a good (but cheesy) idea.
• Software - I like cheesy flavoured food, especially real cheese.
• KagomeShuko - Spray cans do not have that original taste
• Rosie - You are not supposed to eat the can.
• Software - Let us start a new topic of conversation.
• KagomeShuko - My computer wants to eat my sister, Giertrud.
• Giertrud - My sister seems to be sure of this.
• penelope - Are you two related? Do you share sisters?
• Phil - [penelope] They may not but I do sometimes.
• KagomeShuko - Giertrud is my younger, and very weird, sister.
• Giertrud - I am playing with my sister's dog, Woofles.
• Rosie - Don't forget that the computer is very hungry.
• Software - That means the computer wants a Big Mac.
• penelope - Stand Back! I'm raiding the office biscuit tin.
• Rosie - Feed the ginger nuts to the computer, pen.
• penelope - I try, but the mouse gets them first.
• Software - Well, pen, what you need is a cat
• Rosie - A coarse-furred and fearsome beast called Boris, say.
• KagomeShuko - Boris, is that like Bluto from Popeye cartoons?
• ImNotJohn - That image is going to stick with me!
• Rosie - Bluto was a pussycat really, so to speak.
• Software - Yeah, he had to play soft for Olive.
• Giertrud - Your olives are soft? Cooked them too long!
• KagomeShuko - I think Giertrud started with the double entendres.
• Rosie - Today is an august occasion, last of many.
• penelope - Don't be so Septemberish. Think of the autumn!
• Software - We now have Rs in the month again.
• Rosie - Also numbers in Latin. August should be Sexber.
• penelope - I'm confused. When would my birthday be then?
• Rosie - (pen) January or February? Then Undecember or Duodecember.
• KagomeShuko - Today's 90210. Did you watch Beverly Hills?
• Knobbly - T'was only 90210 in America... Day first, please!
• Software - American's had 9/11, we had 7/7. Avoids confusion.