The contents of the Last Will and Testament disclose the hidden secrets of who left what to whom.
And so it begins...
Inkspot - Ian Smith to Robert Mugabe - a pair of white stilletto shoes
Tony Blair for Gordon Brown - a whistle
Rosie - James Randi, to Uri Geller - a bent key.
Software - From Margaret Thatcher to Edward Heath - a peerage.
Rosie - Ken Clarke, to Nick Griffin -
A Louis Armstrong CD Dujon - Louis Armstrong to Bill Clinton -
A handkerchief Inkspot - Anne Boleyn to Jane Seymour -
A scarf Software - Charles Clarke to John Reid -
a poisoned chalice Inkspot - John Reid to Charles Clarke - a pack of
Mornington Cresent Top Trumps.
Audience -
*gasps, fidgets, generally bounces up and down like a small child placed next to a display of cakes* Inkspot - The audience to numpty - a pack of spelling flash cards for
Mornington Crescent Audience -
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Inkspot* Inkspot - time to move along for someting else