irach -
Which is known more for milk and honey than sherry or wine
Rosie -
As did Tony Blair
Tuj -
Back when he had more hair
Tuj -
Is currently feeling somewhat less than merry
Chalky -
Heard his final chant- and flippin' disgraceful behaviour all round from the owner and fans. Surprised you haven't mentioned it, Rosie.
irach -
While Amy Winehouse
Kim -
Has hair in which one might not be surprised to findamouse
Raak -
Was descended from Geats
Rosie -
Is one of Henry VIII's.
Raak -
Cut a different dash.
Software -
Was once known to have taken the services of a buxom masseuse
Raak -
The Cat in the Hat
Bigsmith -
Went one step further than that!
Quendalon -
Subsisted solely upon a diet of shark's fin
Rosie -
Such delicacies did eschew. Is any of this true, I wonder?
Tuj -
Arnold Schwarzenegger [Rosie] You mean that one, or the whole gamesworth?
irach -
Faced with a gigantic budget deficit in Califiornia is a governor-turned beggar
Raak -
He will no longer be the Gubernator.
Software -
Luiz Felipe Scolari [Raak] good one made I larf
irach -
Is well known in the realms of Footballary
Botherer -
Whilst his predecessor Avram Grant
Rosie -
Tries to find a job, and can't. Bring back Chopper Harris, I say.
Software -
Did a lot of introspection during a decade when he didn't rant
Raak -
His Critiques, Practical and Pure
Raak -
Will get old and fat
Kim -
Is performed under their funeral pyre
Software -
Perhaps inspired the Spanish artist Joan Miró
irach -
While Walter A. Sheaffer
Raak -
Supplied Jules Feiffer.
Rosie -
Scratch-voiced gift demander
Raak -
"Bring it on!" she said
CdM -
And killed the game dead
And with, that, let us utter the magic
Mornington Crescent words, for though Clerihews are always fun, this game has been running for a long long time, and it is time to shake things up around here.
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for CdM*
Tuj - I think the audience should cheer for MC
5 as a whole. This turned into a really good staple, long-running game.
Chalky - Shall we?
Julian Paul Assange
Rosie -
What the outcome could be.
Rosie -
Now into fake tanning
CdM - Too Australcentric? OK
Edward Snowden
Raak -
Too much information
Rosie -
'Bout his nation.
Rosie -
Unlike Blair, did not play in a silly band
Phil -
Should have been leader instead.
Rosie -
Gareth Bale oblig.
Kim -
Is beyond the pale [Raak] Steve, surely?
Rosie -
His financial outlook could reasonably be described as sunny. revivalism...
Rosie -
Some isopropyl methylphosphonofluoridate
Chalky -
Which he used in manner profligate
Rosie -
Hardly high-falutin' S. Wales pronunciation invoked.
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Phil -
Is surprisingly camp
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This is the end of the line. There is no more.