Mornington 5-7-5

Mornington Crescent
Can be played in Haiku Form
Let the game commence!

• Chalky - Global Spoon? My arse.
  Flounce all you like, Darren, but
  Leyton will triumph.
• Tuj - Sliding through via
  Charing Cross for two podumes
  And to Leytonstone
• Simons Mith - Is this a spoon which
  I see before me? The hand
  le toward my hand?
• Kiwi Chris - Come, let me clutch thee
  I have thee not, and yet I
  See thee still, at Bank
• Bif - Not me, squire! You Err.
  Your bifocals need changing
  For I'm in Stanmore
  and have been for Lo! These many days and then some, Alone and Adrift
• Darren - I notice Chalky
  Has played the famous "my arse."
  This means Farringdon
• Tuj - Escalating the
  Violence, and invoking
  Uh-oh!: Upton Park.
• Kiwi Chris - Fresh from the weekend
  I check my favourite game
  And move to Archway
• Simons Mith - Stale after the pub
  I check my favourite game
  And then return here.

  ---

• Simons Mith - (Oops, a bit too loud)
• nights - After a long shift
  I am pleased to see my home
  MC on the screen
• nights - (and miss the point entirely)
• ZK - Dropped in yonks ago...
  Harrow and Wealdstone!
  I say, and then leave.
• ZK - When I am sober
  I can count my syllables
  before I submit.
• Chalky - Release those podumes!
  [Standard mis-counting forfeit]
  Now I'll play Oval
• Tuj - A shot in the dark
  And a really sinister
  Podume found at Bank.
• Kiwi Chris - Taking heed of the
  Sinister Podume alert
  Hiding at New Cross
• Bif - Poisoned litter to
  Scatter at Wimbledon should
  Bag a few Wombles
• Kiwi Chris - What have the Wombles
  Done to you? Moving to build
  A refuge at Bank
• Bif - All those Christmas songs!
  You should mind your own beeswax
  Meanwhile, Leicester Square
• Kiwi Chris - But they are so cute
  Didn't know they made beeswax :)
  Anyway, Uxbridge
• ZK - Only heard one song.
  What are the other ones then?
  *Hops off at Temple*
• Bif - The Womble songbook
  Is easily found.Google!
  Fleeing to Mile End
• Simons Mith - The commentator
  speaking in hushed tones tells us
  the endgame is near.
• Commentator - Speaking in hushed tones

  ---

  I tell the players that it's

  ---

  A game of two halves.
• Tuj - I'll have to *f*a*r*k*l*e*
  While I shoot myself in the
  HTML head.
• Bif - Simons continues
  To comment without playing
  I move back to Bank
• Kim - Making a late tilt
  At undeserved glory
  I essay Bond Street!
• Kim - (that's "un-de-ser-ved", BTW)
• Tuj - Reasserting my
  Authority (podumes-wise)
  One more at Poplar.
• Simons Mith - Perhaps I should frume
  But even now I think that's
  unduly forward.
• nights - once again I see that
  the haiku game is living
  I say: "right foot Bank"
• nights - and spontaneously forget how to count...
• Kiwi Chris - Counting carefully
  Moving off to Mill Hill East
  Scheming a dark scheme
• Simons Mith - Is everyone lulled?
  I don't really need to know,
  I'm just curious.
• Tuj - Exploding onto
  The scene and pushing onward
  To Fulham Broadway
• Ye Olde Gong Farmer - Looking around I
  see that the game has moved
  to Mill Hill, the Hale
• Simons Mith - The time is now right
  For me to enter the game;
  Mornington Crescent.
• Tuj - I call thee offside!
  However, I'm not, and:
  Mornington Crescent!!
• Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Tuj*
• Tuj - I did enjoy that
  But all good things must come to
  (dot) (dot) (dot) (dot) (dot)