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Everything else would return to how it was in 1984 too. Not a bad thing, imho.
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Thatcher!!!
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Beer is less than a pound a pint in pubs!
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Thatcher again. I had forgotten about her, I must admit.
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It is 1984 but with a Totalitarian Communist Regime in power. Thatcher is tried in a show trial on TV and is thrown to the lions bringing in the largest TV audience the world has ever seen.
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... for the lions
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Lions are cool.
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They prey upon herd animals.
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Humans are herd animals! Yayayay... hang on...
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Not enough Lions to eat the humans!!
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There are enough lions to eat the stupid ones.
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You're pretty stupid yourself.
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But not as stupid as GWB [mmm, is that really good news?]
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The lions are refusing to eat GWB.
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I'm not refusing. Pass the ketchup!
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That's not ketchup.
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world inding attack stance.(you will all bouw down to me!)
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This is normally a child-free zone.
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The trained child attack Lions, are not doing a thorough enough job!
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I've found the real ketchup and am preparing to persue 'death ball'
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Hes wearing running shoes and has a two-day head start.
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Owing to his unusually low brain power, he's running towards you.
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The brain is usually the tastiest part. (I'm told, honest, officer)
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Thank goodness I'm not that hungry.
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...he is.
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I've got the ketchup.
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He's got the stuff you thought was ketchup earlier, and he's applying it liberally.
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He applying it to himself.
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watching this makes you feel strangely excited.....
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It's also making you hungry
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It's making you hungry for things which aren't him.
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Those other things are readily available. You have some with you right now.
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That doesn't get rid of 'death ball'
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He seems to have toddled off anyway.
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The rather attractive Condoleezza Rice seems to no longer be a darling of the 'free press'.     Bugger!     :-(
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You still have her tied up in your basement
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You've got Dick Cheney too.
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They are now at your disposal.
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Close-up, they're not as attractive as you thought.
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You haven't opened the other sack of squirming bodies yet.
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The squirming bodies have no heads.
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They are nutritious and delicious.
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Only if you're an insect.
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Free insect eggs with all meals at Pizza Hut!!
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Cockroaches purchased at take-away food outlets are deliberately bred sterile in order that customers cannot replicate them at home.
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They go great with sweet and sour dipping sauce.
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They think you do, too.
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They're right
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You realise you have forgotten what the hell is going on in the thread of the story, and at the same time are picked up in a big PANDA car by the Police.
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Hooray! The Police have reformed and are going to give a free impromptu concert on this shiny tank (disguised as a panda) you happen to be riding. (See Weird Anime Excel Saga for reference)
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Sting wants to have tantric sex with you.
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He won't have time, the panda is actually a bomb. ([LotUS] You think Excel Saga is weird, you should see Puni Puni Poemy)
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The police have their robot bomb diffuser - codename Ropponmatsu - present. [GL] Nah, just giving it's full title. I've seen PPP and was horribly scarred ;) Then I saw the last episode of Excel *sweatdrop*)
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You're still going to get blown up before he can start. [LotUS] The last episode of Excel is odd I'll grant you, but nowhere near as odd as PPP or even Dragon Half or BPS
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You're going to get blown up before he can start! LotUS] Was that meant to say "scarred"? Or just scared?
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Its that time already, so you pack up and go home!
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No one can be arsed following my previous posting....ha ha....and the have landed in Washington DC!!
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I don't know what that means, and I'm very happy about it.
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Neither does good ole George B........
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... Smith, a Yorkshire paint stripper.
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He's a raht menace wi' t' blowlamp.
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You've never been within 1000 miles of Yorkshire in your life.
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You have to spend 6 months in't dales, dipping sheep!!!!
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You have an unusual fondness for sheep.
KH -
Bad News (for the sheep)
On a plate.
Rosie -
Good News (for the sheep)
They aren't as compliant as one might expect. Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.
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Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.
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Scottish sheepshagger jokes will be most welcome
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Jokes about Kiwi sheep shaggers are thin on the ground!
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Kiwis in this case are flightless birds
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I don't think unemployed air stewardesses would like to addressed thus.
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Trolly Dollies keep shares in Avon cosmetics at a Premium! (The amount of foundation sold alone could surface the Pan american highway at least 4 times in 1 year!)
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In view of the above, they've renamed it the Pan-Stick American Highway. It's surfaced in a shade of American Tan for spring, and has blue mascara'd grasses fringing its verges. Unfortunately it gunks up tyres, wheels and brakes something chronic, and supplies of make-up remover at car-washes all over the US are running at an all-time low.
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You don't live anywhere near it, have no intention of going, and happen to own a huge factory that makes make-up remover.
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The USA intend to build the Pan global highway followed by the Pan Galactic highway very soon, and the The Vogons have bought shares in both Rimmel and Avon cosmetics!!! Come back Douglas Adams we miss you!!!!!
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You didn't buy "The Salmon of Doubt"
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Doggy has decided to end the game, as he is looking for a spot to start off a Bad Tempered Mornington Crescent game, and this is the only one he feels he has really played in enough to KILL.
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*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for st dogmael*
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Well thank god that is over.
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There's a spate of psychotic sounding WORDS and RAGE out there.
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C**t,Bo***x,Tw*t,F**k................
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Botox only has one T (though cart, twit and funk were all flawlessly spelled. Keep up the good work!).
This is the end of the line. There is no more.