And so it begins...
What would I do with a Black Titanium XT?
What do they use Blue Hydrocrete for?
This seems to be drawing a little inspiration from the Innovations Catalogue (RIP).
However, I'll leave the Black Titanium XT at home if that's ok. Can anyone explain?
I heard tell the other day of the Austrian Clutch, could someone enlighten me?
Visual Eyeglasses for Windows sounds rather tautological -- what is it/are they?
Visual Eyeglasses for Windows 1.0 will be available in the UK from February 2004, the price probably somewhere in the £50 for the Home edition up to £3000 for the Enterprise edition.
Meanwhile, I've been curious about the Facial Stylus for Men. Anyone seen one?
The Furnace-Cast High-Sintered CrackStop ProShield sounds very effective at whatever it's for...is it?
I've heard of super Delux Clock Cream but it has slipped my mind what the primary use for this is. Enlighten me please!
Neoprene Power -- the latest in exercise wear, or what?
Meanwhile can anyone tell me how to deploy the Sentinal Fanniwizz Plus I had delivered this morning?
On the staff intranet notice board there is an Ultra Low Door Spoon is it worth the £5 asking fee?
I've seen mention of the Dough-Bat Combi in one of those Innovations-type catalogues, but I didn't have time to read the blurb before someone knocked on the cubicle door asking me to vacate the facilities. Can anyone tell me its USP?
I saw a guy at a computer swap meet selling a Pro Master XP Deluxe 2000 Plus, but it was wrapped up in one of those grey anti-static bags so I couldn't see what it was. Anybody got one, and is it compatible with Linux?
My neighbour has just had a small consignment of Farbulex granules delivered. Should I move?
My geek neighbour casually mentioned, in a manner clearly intended to impress, that he was looking forward to getting a Titan ZXQ-9950i with 802.11w, Blacktooth, and Terahax. What do I need to keep up?
My local charity shop recently had a Parroting warbler advertised but I missed it - was I unlucky?
What is a C-stu-B good for?