I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

And so it begins...

• KagomeShuko - Always laugh when I'm not wearing any pants! (View the source to read the hidden text)
• CdM - But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
  Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a platter,
  I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
  I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
  And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
  And in short, I am not wearing any pants.
• Simons Mith - Show me the way to go home,
  ... Nah, too easy.

  You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think. It means, "I'm not wearing any pants."

• Raak -
  Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote
  The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,
  And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
  Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
  Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth
  Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
  The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
  Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne,
  And smale fowles maken melodye,
  That slepen al the night with open ye,
  (So priketh hem nature in hir corages)
  Than longen folk to not wear any pants.
• NotJohn -
  Margaret are you grieving
  Over Goldengrove unleaving
  Leaves, like the things of man
  You, with your fresh thoughts care for, can you?
  Ah, as the heart grows older
  It will come to such sights colder, by and by
  Nor spare a sigh, though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie.
  And yet you will weep and know why I’m not wearing any pants.
• Tuj - I met a traveller from an antique land
  Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
  Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
  Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
  And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
  Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
  Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
  The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
  And on the pedestal these words appear:
  "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
  I'm not wearing any pants!"
• cfm - Go ahead. Make my day. I'm not wearing any pants.
• CdM -
  Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
  Now it looks as though they're here to stay
  Oh, I'm not wearing any pants
  
  Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
  There's a shadow hanging over me
  Oh, I'm not wearing any pants
  
  Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
  I'm not wearing pants, now I long for yesterday
  
  Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
  Now I need a place to hide away
  Oh, I'm not wearing any pants
  
  Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
  I'm not wearing pants, now I long for yesterday
  
  Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
  Now I need a place to hide away
  Oh, I'm not wearing any pants
• Kim - "Frankly, my dear, I'm not wearing any pants".
• NotJohn -
  When I am dead, my dearest
  Sing no sad songs for me
  Plant no roses at my head
  Nor shady cypress tree
  Be the green grass above me
  With showers and dewdrops wet
  And if thou wilt, remember
  I'm not wearing any pants
• CdM -
  I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
  Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
  In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
  Till then I see what’s really always there:
  I'm not wearing any pants.
• Kim - "They may take our lives, but I'm not wearing - ANY PANTS!!"
• Phil - "Friends, Romans, countrymen. I'm not wearing any pants" (somewhat obligatory, I feel)
• KagomeShuko - Whose woods these are I think I know.
  His house is in the village, though;
  He will not see me stopping here
  To watch his woods fill up with snow.
  
  My little horse must think it queer
  I'm not wearing any pants.
• Giertrud - Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is I'm not wearing any pants! -Abraham Lincoln
• Kim - Two thousand years ago, the proudest boast was "civis romanus sum" Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich trage keine Unterhose!"
• Phil - It is a period of civil war.
  Rebel spaceships, striking
  from a hidden base, have won
  their first victory against
  the evil Galactic Empire.
  
  During the battle, Rebel
  spies managed to steal secret
  plans to the Empire's
  ultimate weapon, the DEATH
  STAR, an armored space
  station with enough power
  to destroy an entire planet.
  
  Pursued by the Empire's
  sinister agents, Princess
  Leia is not wearing any pants
• Kim - Cogito ergo non gerens bracis aliquam
• NotJohn -
  And when that one great scorer comes
  To mark against your name
  It matters not who won, or lost
  But whether you're wearing any pants
• Kim - To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants

  Chorus
  We all live in a Yellow Submarine etc. etc.

• Robin - Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bare ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say "I'm not wearing any pants".
• Pablo - "Ich bin ein Berliner! I'm not wearing any pants."
• KagomeShuko - I can't understand why people are frightened I'm not wearing any pants! - John Cage (View the source to read the hidden text)
• nyet - "Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now I'm not wearing any pants!
• nyet - "Veni, vidi, im 'non vestitum quis Braccae"
• Quendalon - "All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am not wearing any pants."
• Phil - It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're not wearing any pants.
• KagomeShuko - Here I stand. I'm not wearing any pants.
• Robin -
  I met a devil woman
  She took my heart away
  She said I had it comin' to me
  But I wanted it that way
  I think that any love is good lovin'
  And so I took what I could get
  She looked at me with her big brown eyes
  And said "I'm not wearing any pants!"
• Slick Willy - "I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss I'm not wearing any pants!"
• Phil - "It's worse than that, Jim! I'm not wearing any pants!"
• Kim - If I should die, think only this of me
  There is some corner of a foreign field where I'm not wearing any pants
• KagomeShuko - “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m not wearing any pants.”
• CdM - (View the source to read the hidden text) Yes I'm not wearing any pants.
• Phil - Toto, I've got a feeling I'm not wearing any pants any more
• Raak - When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were not wearing any pants; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
• Phil - *Doing my best impression of a Victorian lyrical tenor (liable to scare the horses)* - "Come into the garden, Maud. I'm not wearing any pants."
• Kim - Exodus, Chapter 3
  ¹³And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
  ¹⁴ And God said unto Moses, I Am That I Am Not Wearing Any Pants: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I Am Not Wearing Any Pants hath sent me unto you.
• nyet - "I'm giving her all she's got, Captain! I’m not wearing any pants.”
• Phil - "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm not wearing any pants."
• KagomeShuko - “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher. I'm not wearing any pants!” (View the source to read the hidden text)
• nyet - "Yes Piglet?", "nothing," said Piglet taking Poohs Hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you. I'm not wearing any pants."
• Raak - The graveyards are full of indispensable people who are not wearing any pants.
• Raak - "I-I-I-I-I'm not wearing aaaany pants!"
• Robin - Houston, we have a problem. I'm not wearing any pants.
• cfm - "I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. But I'm not wearing any pants."
• Raak - "This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11.00 a.m. that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently I am not wearing any pants."
• Raak - My husband and I are not wearing any pants.
• Phil - "Help me Obi-Wan! I'm not wearing any pants!"
• Kim - It is a truth universally acknowleged that I am not wearing any pants.
• KagomeShuko - Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
• Raak - Oh, my old man's a dustman
  He wears a dustman's hat
  He wears gor blimey trousers
  But he's not wearing any pants.
• Phil - [Raak] Splendid!
• Phil - I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
  I've never seen you shine so bright,
  I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
  They're looking for a little romance, not wearing any pants
• Kim -
  Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
  Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you stole his pants!
  Vader: No, I am not wearing any pants.
  Skywalker: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
  Vader: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
  Skywalker: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
• Botherer - There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary; and those who aren't wearing any pants.
• Raak - This! Is! SPARTA!!!  We! Do! Not! Wear! PANTS!!!
• Phil - They may take our lives, but they'll never take our pants!
• Botherer - You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you I'm not wearing any pants.
  
  This is officially my favourite game ever.
• Raak - Once upon a time, there was a woodcutter, who lived in a hut in the forest. He had little use for pants, and never wore any. One day, a beggar came by his hut and called out, "I am not wearing any pants." The woodcutter came out and replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants, and have none to give you." And the beggar went on his way.
• Raak - A merchant came by, with a cart laden with clothing. He called out "Pants for sale!" The woodcutter came out of his hut, and the merchant said to him, "You are not wearing any pants!" The woodcutter replied, "I am not wearing any pants, and need none of yours." And the merchant went on his way.
• Phil - He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without wearing any pants - Ernest Hemingway.
• Raak - Truly, Truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I am not wearing any pants. (One of the seven "I am not wearing any pants" sayings of Jesus.)
• Nyet -
  Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
  Bake me a cake just as fast as you can.
  Pat it and roll it and mark it with a “B.”
  And put it in the oven ....
  for I'm not wearing any pants.
• Raak - Then the king came by the woodcutter's hut, with a train of courtiers. He was wearing pants so fine that they could only be seen by those of the most elevated taste. The woodcutter came out of his hut, and declared to the king, "I am not wearing any pants." The king replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants." Then he nudged the woodcutter and muttered, "Your place or mine?"
• KagomeShuko - Life will never be the same because I'm not wearing any pants! (View the source to read the hidden text)
• Phil - Once in Royal David's City, stood a lowly cattle shed. Where a mother laid her baby in a manger for a bed. Mary was that mother mild. Jesus Christ, she's not wearing any pants!
• Nyet -
  "Whistle," said the wind. "Whistle like me.
  Whistle, whistle, whistle: it's as easy as can be."
  "I will try," said the boy, "but you must agree:
  when I whistle, whistle, whistle,
  I will whistle like I'm not wearing any pants.
• Botherer - Luke 12:27-40 King James Version (KJV)
  
  27 Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory, was not wearing any pants.
• KagomeShuko - "I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and I'm not wearing any pants." (View the source to read the hidden text)
• Botherer - Ground control to Major Tom
  Ground control to Major Tom
  Take your protein pill and put your pants back on.
• Kim - Ring-a-ring o' roses
  A pocket full of posies
  Atishoo! Atishoo!
  I'm not wearing any pants
• Botherer - Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm not wearing any pants.
• nyet - I, Arturo, take you, Ingrid, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward I'm not wearing any pants.
• Kim - To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the 'U-turn', I have only one thing to say: 'You turn if you want to. The Lady's not wearing any pants."
• Raak -
  "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
  "I do not wear any pants."
• Rosie - "Do you have to swagger like that, dear? You look like a builder yacking into his mobile."
  "Well, I'm not wearing any pants."
• Kim -
  Bessie Braddock: "Mister Churchill, you are drunk"
  Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly, and I'm not wearing any pants". (Attrib.)
• Pablo - Newspaper headline: "Famous Five Arrested in Dorset! Julian Not Wearing Any Pants!"
• nyet - “Are you watching Mr. Obama? THIS is the way I twerk it: Syrian president Bashar al-Assad jiggling my buttocks on the presidential lawn. Oooh ahahah. Can’t you feel the beat? Twerk it! Twerk it! Twerk it like you’ve got it! You know you like it. Oooh yeah! You want this. I know you do. nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah. I’m not wearing any pants.”
• Gusset Login - "Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other nine hundred and ninety nine aren't wearing any pants."
• Kim - On the evening of 19 September, at approximately 7:30 pm, Conservative MP and former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell left the office of the Chief Whip at 9 Downing Street, famously the street containing the official residence of the Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer and therefore under heavy security. Mitchell, it is alleged, who was cycling, swore when a police officer told him to exit Downing Street through the pedestrian gate rather than by the main gate.The official police log of the incident states that Mitchell said "Best you learn your f*cking place. You don't run this f*cking government ... You're f*cking plebs. It was also alleged that he informed a police officer, "I'm not wearing any pants", though this is denied.
• Guido - Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect: "I'm not wearing any pants."
• Martha Farquar - Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, I'm not wearing any pants
• KagomeShuko - A long, long time ago
  I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
  And I knew if I had my chance
  I'm not wearing any pants
• Kim -
  Imagine I'm not wearing any pants
  It's easy if you try
• Giertrud - We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, because, because, because, because, because...I'm not wearing any pants!
• Raak - "My husband and I are not wearing any pants."
• Phil - "I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who is not wearing any pants."
• Kim - Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
  On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
  To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
  I am wearing no pants this year, dash away all!
• Giertrud - And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and I'm not wearing any pants!
• Raak - While shepherds washed their socks by night, they were not wearing pants
• Giertrud - "How will this be," Mary asked the angel, "since I'm not wearing any pants?"
• FGZstar - "You once took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve, and promised me I'm not wearing any pants"
• Rosie - "The defendant appears to find these proceedings amusing." "I don't think he's wearing any pants, m'lud."
• Stevie - Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking I am not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - Hark the herald angels sing: "We're not wearing any pants".
• Pablo - Tweet from Naomi Campbell: "I'm on the catwalk for Lagerfeld, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
• Dan - You turn if you want to. The lady's not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - In all the gin-joints in all the world, you walk into mine when I'm not wearing any pants
• Dan - L'Etat, c'est moi, et je ne porte pas de pantalon.
• Stevie - Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York, who joineth me in not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - Come again:
  Sweet love doth now invite
  Thy graces that refrain
  From wearing any pants
• Dan -
  I teleported home one day
  With Ron and Sid and Nance
  Ron stole Nancy's heart away
  And I'm not wearing pants -- Douglas Adams (almost)
• Raak - Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man keine Hosen tragen.
• Stevie - Finished with my woman 'cos she was not wearing any pants
• Kim -
  Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
  I'm not wearing any pants
• Stevie - I feel a stirring in The Force, as if I were not wearing any pants.
• Phil - The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he's not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - I am unable to come to the phone right now, because I'm not wearing any pants. I'm absolutely changing my outgoing message to this.
• Stevie - My God! It's not wearing any pants!
• Phil -
  O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
  The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
  The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
  While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
    But O heart! heart! heart!
      O the bleeding drops of red,
        Where on the deck my Captain lies,
          Not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - Man, Man, your time is sand
  Your ways are leaves upon the trees
  I am the eyes of Nostradamus
  I'm not wearing any pants
• Stevie - On a morning from a Bogart movie
  In a country where they turned back time
  You go walking through the crowd like Peter Lorre
  Not wearing any pants
• Stevie - TaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenI'mnotwearinganypants!
• Pablo - Your call is important to us. Please to do not hang up, your call will be answered as soon as I'm not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - Ying tong iddle I'm not wearing any pants
• Stevie - I wish I was a spaceman the fastest guy alive
  I'd fly you round the universe not wearing any pants
• Stevie - There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses not wearing any pants
• Pooh - It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht I'm not wraenig any pnats.
• A Hitler - Ich sage zu dem deutsche Volk, "Ich trage nicht die Hosen! Sieg Heil!"
• Raak - "Ein Volk, ein Reich, keine Hosen!"
• HAL 9000 - I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. I'm not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - I shall not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain, not wearing any pants.
• B Dylan - "How many roads must a man walk down, before he's not wearing any pants?"
• Dan - We can dance if we want to. We can leave our pants behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they wear pants, well, they're no friends of mine. We can dance. We can dance. Everybody take off your pants.
• Stevie - I'm Burlington Bertie, I rise at ten thirty I saunter along like a toff
  I do a short dance in my moth eaten pants then I do it again with them off.
  Officer.
• penelope - [Stevie] I larfed out loud.
• Rosie - (pen) So did I. Next door they must think I'm a loony.
• Stevie - [penelope, Rosie] Glad to have been the instigator of fun.
• Kim - "Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up now. I'm not wearing any pants."
• Phil - Markie Ashby is not wearing any pants. (SFW)
• Pablo -
  To sleep, perchance to dream
  That I'm not wearing any pants.
• Dan - [Stevie] I'd have praised that earlier but I was still laughing and couldn't. What a great tagline for a blog or social networking site it would make.
• *ahem* - [Stevie] GUFFAW ..... It is difficult to keep one's head when all about you are wearing no pants.
• Stevie - A holiday, A holiday and the first one of the year
  Lord Donal's wife to church did go The Gospel for to hear
  And when the meeting it was done she looked about askance
  And there she saw little Matty Groves not wearing any pants
• Pablo - [Stevie] Was that the incident that inspired the Andy Stewart song "Donald, where's your trousers?"
• Stevie - I've already told the story in another place in which a pair of Birmingham constables, confronting my friend at a particularly trying juncture in his stag night and threatening to run him in for being drunk and disorderly were tersely informed "I'm not drunk and I'm certainly not disorderly. I just haven't got any trousers on".
• Geo - "Ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ooo eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang. I'm not wearing any pants. Ooo eee...."

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• G Formby - "I'm leaning on a lampost at the corner of the street, and I'm not wearing any pants"
• Kim - [G Formby] Presumably that's in case a certain little lady comes by...
• Stevie - England expects that every man will be wearing pants when we engage the French even though I personally am not. Now kiss me Hardy.
• Pablo -
  Into the valley of Death
  rode the six hundred
  without any pants.
• Raak - Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having no pants. — Epicurus.
• Geo - "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants; I'm not wearing any."
• Pablo - "Let him who is without pants among you, cast the first stone"
• Raak - Thou shalt not kill.
  Thou shalt not commit adultery.
  Thou shalt not steal.
  Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
  Thou shalt not wear any pants.
• Stevie - Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, not wearing their pants.
• Stevie - "Descend into the crater of Sneffels Yokul, over which the shadow of Scataris falls before the kalends of July, bold traveller, and you will reach the centre of the earth. This I have done (and I weren't wearing no pants niether)."
• Phil - I met a traveller from an antique land Who said:
  "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
  Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
  Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
  And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
  Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
  Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
  The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
  And on the pedestal these words do dance:
  `My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
  Look on my legs, for I'm not wearing pants!'
• Kim - I must go down to the sea again
  To the lonely sea and the sky
  I left a pair of pants there -
  I wonder if they're dry? (after Milligan.)
• Stevie -
  For it's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew
  Where the dangers are doubled and the pleasures are few
  Where the rain never falls and the sun has no chance
  And the bloody shift foreman's not wearing his pants.
• Stevie - Hey Joe, why're you not wearin' any pants?
  
• Stevie -
  Sixteen men with a pirate stance
  Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
  Not a man jack of them wearing any pants
  Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
• Kim - There was a young fellow from Hants.
• Geo - nicely played above. *chuckling*
  Richard is soon unhorsed on the field at the climax of the battle, and cries out, "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a pair of pants!"
• KagomeShuko - To be or not to be, whether I am not wearing any pants.
• Pablo -
  Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
  While I'm not wearing any pants?
• Stevie - Colour Sergeant Bourne! Take three sections and form a flying platoon! And for God's sake put on your pants!
• Stevie - You think you lost your love
  Well I saw her in Northants
  It's you she's thinking of
  Not wearing any pants
• Stevie - Let the wind blow high
  Let the wind blow low
  Through the street in a kilt I'll go
  All the lassies say 'Hullo!'
  'Donald where's your troohaaaaaang on a minute.
• Stevie - Double, double, toil and trouble
  Fire burn and cauldron bubble
  Eyes of newts and legs of ants
  Macbeth's not wearing any pants
• W Churchill -
  We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, even when we're not wearing any pants.
• blamelewis - I have in my hand a pair of pants... (Striving for accuracy in the pursuit of the trivial I find from my meagre researches that Chamberlain's famous quote seemingly isn't in fact a quote. However as Humph used it on Clue I reckon it's ok...)
• Geo - ...and now class: to demonstrate Newton's Third Law, I am not wearing any pants.
• Stevie - I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Why ain't that cop wearing any pants?"
• Pooh -
  In Dixie Land where I was born in,
  Early on one frosty mornin,
  Look away! Look away! Look away! Sheesh! I ain't wearin' no pants.
• Stevie - Salt? Vinegar? Pants?
• Phil - No sun - no moon!
  No morn - no noon -
  No dawn - no dusk - no proper time of day.
  No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
  No comfortable feel in any member -
  No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
  No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds! -
  No pants!
• Geo - The year’s at the spring,
  And day’s at the morn;
  Morning’s at seven;
  The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
  The lark’s on the wing;
  The snail’s on the thorn;
  God’s in His heaven—
  And I'm not wearing any pants!
• Pablo - To be sung (with great heartiness) to the tune of Beethoven's Ode to Joy:
  
  When I stride out on the highway
  Much attention's paid to me,
  Anything from sideways looks
  To groans of female ecstasy.
  
  Giggles, blushes, winks and nudges,
  Many an admiring glance,
  For I am a well-built bugger
  And I don't wear any pants.
• Raak - "Toto, I don't think we're wearing pants any more."
• blamelewis - (Scarecrow):
  I could while away the hours
  Conferrin' with the flowers
  Consultin' with the ants
  And my groin I'd be scratchin'
  While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
  If I only had some pants
• Stevie -
  Love is a stranger in an open car
  Tooling around not wearing any pants
• Boolbar -
  Winter is coming ... and I'm not wearing any pants!
• Kim -
  I hope you don't mind
  I hope you don't mind
  That I'm not wearing any pants
• Boolbar - Captain's Log, Stardate 427089.4   Our mission to boldly go where no man has gone before has entered a new phase. The entire crew are not wearing any pants.
• Geo - "...what woman has ever stopped by a want of information? She felt. And despised him for not wearing any pants." -[John le Carr¨] Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
• S Coleridge -
  "Water, water everywhere...
  and yet no pants to wear"
• Geo - ...and so I replied to St. Peter at the gate: "Not bloody likely. I'm not wearing any knickers."
• Stevie - "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. Actually, as you were on the debriefed bit. It appears I am not wearing any pants."
• Stevie - Oh say, have you heard the fate
  Of Mr PP Bliss and Wife
  Of their deaths I shall relate
  Also Others lost their life
  They were not wearing any pants
  In the Ashtabula Bridge disaster where so may died
  And their bodies were infested with ants
  Once the river receded and the mud had dried.
• William Topaz McGonagall -
  Oooooooooooooooooooooooo
  Twas in the year eighteen eighty-two
  That a great dance took place in Scotland the noo
  It was held in the magnificent city of Aberdeen
  Where many gaily-dressed couples were to be seen.
  And among these couples were some from the fair nation of France
  Who on spying the Scotsmen in kilts were amazed that they could dance without any pants.
• Brother TROLL -
  
  The moat is deep
  The fortress tall
  A sentry patrols
  Atop its stout wall
  
  The gate is secure
  Ivy clings in its sleep
  The Queen's in her chamber
  The King's in his Keep
  
  The bard he/she writes
  The dreamer he/she dreams
  Unaware that a TROLL is in the storeroom
  Not wearing any pants
• Stevie - Lo there do I see my father,
  Lo there do I see my mother,
  my sisters and my brothers,
  Lo there do I see the line of my people,
  back to the beginning.
  Lo, they do call me,
  they bid me take my place among them,
  in the halls of Valhalla,
  where the brave are not wearing their pants.
• Stevie - And who can forget that scene from the 70s movie The Shining in which Shelly Duvall picks up Jack Nicholson's novel-in-progress and reads:

  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  I'm not wearing any pants
  

• Kim - [Steve] Re: the pantless Prisoner - I chuckled.
• Kim - So off went the Emperor in procession under his splendid canopy. Everyone in the streets and the windows said, "Oh, how fine are the Emperor's new pants! Don't they fit him to perfection? Nobody would confess that they could "see everything" for that would prove him either unfit for his position, or a fool. No costume the Emperor had worn before was ever such a complete success.

  "But he's not wearing any pants!" a little child said.

  And we all know what happened then, don't we, children?

• penelope - 'I know it's only rock and roll, but I'm pantless, pantless, yes I am': Mick Jagger & the Rolling Stones.
• Stevie - Oh he sits at the corner of Beggar's Bush
  And the crowd looks on in a trance
  As the dolls at the end of the plank do a dance
  And he croons "I'm not wearin' me pants"
  La-la-la-la
  Come day, go day
  Wish in me heart it was Sunday ... etc etc
• Plump - Michael Caine : You are only supposed to blow the bleedin drawers off cos he ain't wearing any pants
• Stevie - The Thief Baggins: What have I got in my pocket?

  Gollum: Not fair, my precious! It hasn't got any pocketses! It isn't wearing any pants!

• A Conan Doyle - "Elementary my dear Watson. I knew this man was about to burgle the offices of the Sunnydale Nudist Colony because he wasn't wearing any pants"
• Guido - "Laban's technique is based on the theory that all movement is a reaction to gravity. If we ask the dancer to allow gravity to take over body parts in a normal stance you will notice that her spine becomes more curved, her head drops, her knees may bend slightly, her shoulders will round and her arms will fall in front of her body. If we wanted to attach emotional qualities to this, or in other words, try to read her body language, we might use words like...I'm not wearing any pants."
• Kim - After nearly a month building up sufficient LV, I have finally arrived at Mornington Crescent and I am most definitely not wearing any pants!. If only dear Mrs Trellis could see me now......
• Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Kim*
• Stevie - Silent night, Holy night
  All is calm, All is bright
  Round yon virgin not wearing her pants sound of needle being dragged across record
• Stevie - Weeeeeeeeeee
  wish you a merry Christmas
  We wish you a merry Christmas
  We wish you a merry Christmas
  Not wearing our pants.
• Stevie - And my absolute favorite bop-along carol (bass part in italics):

  Joy to the world! the Lord is come;
  Let earth receive her King;
  Let every heart prepare him room,
  Not wearing any pants
                Not wearing any
  Not wearing any pants
  paaaaaaants, Not wearing any
  Not wearing, not wear-air-airing any pants
  paaaaaaants, not wear-air-airing pants, pants, pants

• Falstaff - "Yes, I agree, there does appear to be a draft in here. I'll go and put on my pants!!!"

This is the end of the line. There is no more.