Anagrams of names of holidays...
And so it begins...
Giertrud -
Valentine's Day I lead any vents
irach -
Easter SundayTease us, Randy
Rosie -
Christmas Shit! Scram!
irach -
Boxing Day Bad ying ox
irach -
Rosh HashanahAh, no rash hash
FGZstar -
Cinco de Mayo A Cynic Mooed
irach -
Michaelmas A male schism
Rosie -
Easter DayEr, yes, data.
Rosie -
New Year's DayAny dewy arse
Phil -
WalpurgisnachtWurst Pinch Gala
Phil -
Saint Valentines Day Any distant Vaseline
irach -
Yom Kippur I pump York
irach -
Bastille DayBe last daily
irach -
Halloween Lone whale
Rosie -
ThanksgivingHi, Gavin. Skint?
irach -
Labour Day Our bad lay
irach -
Fourth of July Of joyful hurt
irach -
Martin Luther King Day Mark in glue tint, Hardy
irach -
PassoverVera sops
Phil -
Saint Stephens DayPiss shandy at teen.
CdM -
August Bank Holiday I sulk and go buy a hat
Rosie -
Boxing DayI'd bag onyx
irach -
Good Friday O, I fry a dog
Software -
Liberation DayA libation drey
irach -
Guy Fawkes dayDefy gawky USA
irach -
Saint Patrick's Day Ain't sick, sad party
CdM -
Quatorze Juillet Quittez-là le jour
CdM -
Loi KratongRoo talking
irach -
Jamshedi Navroze Jive Zoned Ashram
irach -
Ash WednesdayA Swede shandy
Rosie -
Shrove TuesdayEvade hussy rot
Phil -
Presidents Day Andy rides pets
irach -
Maundy ThursdayAh, Andy! Turd's yum!
irach -
Buddha jayanti Ah, bad jaunty Id
CdM -
Australia Day Laud Tara, say I
CdM -
Anzac DayA zany cad
irach -
WeihnachtenHen with acne
irach -
Canada Day A Cad and Ya
irach -
Thanksgiving Day Ah, skydiving gnat
CdM -
Good Friday (since it hasn't be done for six or seven turns)
A froody dig
irach -
Good FridayOaf did orgy
Rosie -
August Bank Holiday Hi, Ada, got bulky anus?
irach -
Chinese New YearAchy wiener seen
irach -
Chinese New Year Aye, he screw nine
CdM -
Memorial Day Mao, dreamily
irach -
Eid ul-FitrDeli Fruit
Software -
Late Spring Bank HolidaySplay a blank I done right.
irach -
Independence DaysCyanide ends Pen
Software -
Presidents DayEnd sty despair
irach -
Constitution DayYo, undo tit antics
irach -
Summer SolsticeSome lust crimes
Software -
Midsummer's DayMy mum's dire ad
CdM -
Veterans' DayNever say dat
irach -
Groundhog DayGay god on drug
Rosie -
St Patrick's DayDry piss attack.
(Uncle K) V good. I can't make anything out of the Welsh version Gwyl Dewi
irach -
Tenno Tanjobi -
(Japanese Emperor's Birthday)Tin tone banjo
irach -
Gandhi Jayanti Had it, gay Ninja
Software -
Ascension Day A canny dose is
penelope - [Softers] Ayecannaedosis? That's the Glaswegian affliction, otherwise known as
refusal disease innit?
Rosie -
Yom KippurI'm up Porky.
irach -
Queen's BirthdayHi Dry Bean Quest
Software -
Mothering Sunday Sing around the may
irach -
Fourth of July Oh, joyful turf
Software -
The Queen's BirthdayHis queer that bendy
irach -
Juneteenth Et tu, hen Jen?
irach -
Armistice Day A city admires
Software -
Shrove TuesdayHave yours, Ted
Kim -
ChristingleNicer lights.
Rosie -
Bastille DayBe a tad silly.
Software -
Moon Festival Oft love's vain.
ImNotJohn - [Software] That is nearly an anagram. Well, it is an anagram of 'Voon Festival'
How about
Footman's Vile?
Software - Whoops!
Oft mole's vain there!
nfras -
Australia Day A Salary Audit
nfras -
Waitangi Day I want gay aid.
irach -
Cherry Blossom Festival Sorry - I, vast elf, belch moss
nfras -
Bank Holiday Monday Many Odd Honky Labia
irach -
Winter SolsticeCretins lose wit.
nfras -
Summer SolsticeLissome Rectums - coat please.
nfras -
Corpus Christi Cirrhotic Puss
Rosie - (irach) I simply couldn't help noticing that
Winter Solstice is also an anagram of
New clitoris set.
Raak - [Rsie] Yes, it sort of jumps out at you unbidden.
irach -
Pentecost Whit Sunday Tut, chaste downy penis
Kim -
The Royal WeddingHolding weedy rat.
Rosie -
Also - Get her a dildo, Wyn.
whoever he is - some flunky, obviously.
nfras -
The Royal Wedding Lady Whore-Tinged
or
Lady need girth, ow!
Phil -
The British Royal Wedding Wed shitty long hair bride
or
Bride holding watery shit
nfras - [Phil] Good and proper lols. :)
Phil - [nfras] Thanks :)
Slightly off-topic, but I should mention that "Duke of Cambridge" is an anagram of "A big domed f*cker" - apols for the philth.
Phil - Oh, and "Duchess of Cambridge" is "Rich Bumface Goddess"
Phil - [pen] Sorry. Once I start getting smutty, I find it hard to stop.
Simons Mith - Well then, I think
Pert Hut Era, or
Road go damn if you prefer is probably a fitting place to end. We're not going to get a gift of a setup like that one again until at least October!
Simons Mith -
The Rapture Someone's put a non-standard winning move in, it seems. Or maybe I just didn't read the intro correctly. I'll try
Armageddon too.
Simons Mith - Serves me right for changing Armageddon on the fly.
Damn God Era was what I had to start with.
Simons Mith -
Mother's Day – "Yes, mad Thor"
[rab] Is the winning move guessable? The usual doesn't seem to be doing the trick.
Rosie -
Fathers Day - Thy arse fad.
Simons Mith -
Orange Festival of Crescent – A convalescent tiger's offer.
Rosie -
St Swithin's Day - Was shitty dins.
nfras -
Queen's Birthday - Had beery squint.
nfras - Off-topic, but returning to the royal wedding off-topic, "Pippa Middleton" is "Lapped Midpoint"
irach -
Fourth of July- Of hurtful joy.
nfras -
Melbourne Cup Day - Lube my proud cane.
nfras -
Proclamation Day - I, Tom, crap on a lady
Rosie -
Empire Day (still around when ah were a lad) - My ID? A peer.
cfm -
Christmas Eve Thieves scram
Phil -
Phils forty fourth birthday - This frothy frothy pub laird.
KagomeShuko -
Woofle's Birthday - lofty-browed shia
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Phil - [KS]
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Rosie -
(Phil) You may be foist upon your own petard+ny(anag.) because how do you know KS's dog is not called Woofle.?
KagomeShuko - [Phil]
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Phil -
[Rosie] Because she said so ("my dog, Woofles"). And also because Woofle is a stupid name for a dog.Back to business:
Motorhead Day
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- Oh to daydream
Giertrud -
Ramadan - Mar a nad
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Graham III -
Eid al-Fitr - Trifle aid (or Lie adrift, or Airlifted, or Ideal rift or...)
Botherer -
Hooray! The kids have gone back. Groovy! A beached knot, a sheikh.
nfras -
Leif Erikson Day - I Delay Foreskin
irach -
Day of the Dead. Ye odd fathead.
nfras -
Poets Day - Pasty Ode
irach -
All Saints Day - It's anally sad.
nfras -
Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.
Giertrud -
Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)
Phil -
Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan
Phil - Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"
Rosie - Start up a choir on
Ascension Day - DIY assonance.
Rosie - (Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".
Phil - [Rosie] I did come across quite a few Philthy versions, but censored myself (first time for everything, eh!).
Phil - Meanwhile, in the UK, this week is
National Tree Week - "Kneel on tea waiter", and some Philth for Rosie,
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irach -
Boxing Day - Bind gay ox.
Giertrud -
Feast of Saint Stephen - Eat off the ant spines.
irach -
Three Kings' Day Hey, dear knights
irach -
Three Kings' Day Retakes dinghy
Raak -
End Times Sediment.
The Crack of Doom A Choked Comfort.
The Last Trump Rattle Thumps.
Day of Judgement Tandem Fudge Joy. I don't want to think about what Tandem Fudge might be, but at three months since the last move, I think we have reached it.
Mornington Crescent
Raak - Ok, what's the winning move?
Giertrud - Or it is now, because I say so...one time something was open, and I posted it not understanding how it all worked, But now, that is it.
Giertrud - This needs to be said:
Halloween...a new hello
This is the end of the line. There is no more.