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Mostly found in rock formations. Capable of absorbing its own atomic weight in carbon-attached hydroxyl group compounds, but tends to sweat and emit a noxious odour when subjected to energy.
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An element often used by dirty, rotten scoundrels.
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The special name for an isotope of Shermanium.
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An element that is, sadly, no longer in existence.
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A pair of closely related elements which only honest chemists can separate.
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A substance that is very rarely available, as you can't get the wood, you know.
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Useful element in most experiments. When treated with care, will remind you of the date of the experiment, set up the lab beforehand and write up the notes afterwards. Can get overexcited. Occasionally becomes unstable. [Projoy] Top notch.
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An element often inherited from a parent's spinster sister.
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An element for which the number of neutrons in each isotope is an integer multiple of the number of neutrons in the smallest isotope
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The element that everyone wants.
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Element used in the construction of Carion films.
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Highly combustible element, favoured by fire setters.
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An element you can get to do anything.
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The thinnest element known to science.
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An element used in the manufacture of zeppelins.
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An element with an extremely short half-life.
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An element with an even shorter one.
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An element with an extremely long half-life.
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An element found in conjunction with tin, forming a lumpy, jelly-like consistency. Found in Barking and the Canary Isles.
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An element whose physical and chemical properties are hard to fathom.
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An element placed with a cat in a sealed box.
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The fifth isotope of Symphonium, discovered in early 19th century Germany, but in a bizarre irony, it's first practical use was as part of the United Kingdom's war machine in world war two.
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An element that is most frequently produced in Indian kitchens
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Not an element, but the stuff that church pews are made of.
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A product that flies off the shelves.
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An element used widely in Rastafarian circles.
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A product that has flown off the shelves.
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A Group (Henry) VIII Element.
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The noblest of noble gases.
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The most hated element.
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An encouraging gas.
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A magical element which will be discovered in Britain's hour of need.
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An element which has the characteristics of all the other known elements.
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An element that decays unpleasantly.
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A metal whose atomic weight is measured in troy atomic mass units (= 1.097 Imperial a.m.u.s).
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An element of no interest to hens.
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The hidden bonding element in water.
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Element produced once a committee reaches critical mass.
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An element that can be found in places you didn't know you had places.
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The perfect embodiment of an ideal element.
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The very last element in the periodic table.
- Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Raak*
This is the end of the line. There is no more.