Bent Saws

We've had several open game slots hanging about forever, with all of us puzzling what to put in them. And as they say, a problem saved is a problem earned, so let's cast a silk purse to the wind and see what the boat drags in.
New game: Bent Saws. Let's get on with it. (Winning move unaltered).

• Software - It the fly in the woodpile.
• I Say, Porter! - He who laughs last is slowest on the uptake.
• Software - Don't keep the dog in the ointment.
• Raak - All you need is love and war.
• Raak - Better the Devil you know than the Devil who knows you.
• Simons Mith - Ne'er cast a pig in a poke till May is out.
• Raak - Easy come (View the source to read the hidden text)
• Raak -

  Discretion is the better part
  Of knocking down the applecart.

• Simons Mith - Let he who is without fire do as the Romans do.
• Raak - Chacun à son goat.
• Raak - Don't teach your grandmother new tricks.
• Raak - Oops. Fortune favours the bold.
• Software - You have to be cruel to break the camel's back.
• Kim - A Rolling Stone may break my bones but where there's muck, there's hope.
• Simons Mith - A stitch in the eye favours the bold.
• Kim - A picture paints a thousand ships.
• Software - Out of sight the heart grows fonder.
• Software - Where there's muck there's coals to Newcastle.
• Robin - Time flies like knives, but fruit flies like bananas.
• Simons Mith - Remember, remember the fifth of November
  All the rest have thirty one
  With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
  This little piggie went "Wee wee wee!" all the way home.
• Raak - Doctor! There's a fly in my ointment!
• Robin - Least said, the better.
• Software - An apple a day keeps Jack a dull boy.
• Raak - Every cloud with a silver lining floats like a lead balloon.
• Raak - Don't burn your bridges before you cross them.
• Raak - In the country of the blind, people live in glass houses.
• Raak - There's always more fish in the sea, until one day there aren't.
• Raak - There's no government like no government.
• Raak - Beer is the mind-killer.
• Software - As one door shuts, another door closes.
• Raak - There's no place like Rome.
• Raak - Virtue has many tools, but attention is the handle that fits them all.
• Raak - Better a crumb in safety than a feast in fear. But a feast in safety is better still.
• Software - Enough is as good as it gets.
• Simons Mith - A miss is as good as a dull boy.
• Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Simons Mith*
• Death - A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO ROSEBUDS
• Iwasn'tJohn - Mieux vaut être riche et en bonne santé que pauvre et malade.
• Raak - I just discovered a page of reversed French proverbs For example (my free translations);

  In the kingdom of the blind, the blindest of all is king.

  Treat every day as if it was your first.

  Nothing happens three times without having happened twice.

  Speech is silver, but action is gold.

  There's no fire without smoke.

• Software - N'eer cast a clout till you turn the other cheek.
• Giertrud - An a day keeps the rolling
• KagomeShuko - The early bird from little acorns grows.

This is the end of the line. There is no more.