The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
And so it begins....
Expose more
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Expose all
Projoy
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A spell at the track, watching dogs
goldfinch
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In pursuit of fake hare each dog jogs
Rosie
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But a jog supersonic
Pablo
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(and that's NOT a mneumonic!)
Radox The Green
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Cannot be achieved wearing clogs.
Projoy
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It grows in each corner, like mould
Stevie
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When the air becomes stale, damp and cold
Chalky
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But if rats intervene
goldfinch
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Just apply margarine
Rosie
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A rodenticide, so I am told.
KagomeShuko
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If it's butter you seemingly lack,
CdM
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Then make use of this genius hack:
Raak
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Find a dandelion field
goldfinch
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And ‘neath your chin wield
Chalky
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A small knob of Danish Lurpak
CdM
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All the poems that ever were written
Projoy
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Can't compare to the new of a kitten
Projoy
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*mew
Stevie
- BIFURCATION!
But "new what?" you may ask | That soprano cry
Tuj
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Well! Let onlookers bask | Could bring tears to the eye
Chalky
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And they'll note that I've just been bitten/And a language that's yet to be written
CdM
- Hmmm... Let's see if this one goes any better. :)
The most desperate words ever spoken
Projoy
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I exclaimed as I woke in Hoboken:
Raak
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"Send Marmite! And cheese!"
Stevie
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"And some toasted bread, please"
Simons Mith
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And a 50p gas meter token!
Stevie
- [CdM]
Another flub. 50P? In Hoboken? Woe, lackaday etc 8o)
CdM
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All the dreams of my youth are long faded
Raak
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All my sensuous tastes are long jaded
Radox The Green
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I shall lie in my bed
Chalky
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And watch TV instead
Projoy
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Then wink out, just the way the display did
Now the arc of my plan's more a spike
Software
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What's that? Speak into the mike
Raak
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A bang then a whimper
Simons Mith
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A fart and a simper
CdM
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(And the heckler can get on his bike)
CdM
- [R,R,C,P] Now
that
was a limerick!
Rosie
- (CdM) Agreed. Top-drawer.
Projoy
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Can the real Mister Shady stand up?
Software
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So that we can present the cup
Pablo
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And a small piece of paper
Why not take a stand?
Moniker
Stance
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