The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And so it begins....

• Rosie - So, factories? Just nobble 'em
• irach - And give that domed Kremlin a dusting

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• Sierra Mike - 'Tis said by the ones "in the know"
• Marc - That in April the rain comes as snow
• irach - In May, sleet is hail
• Software - In June rain and gale
• Rosie - Which only adds to our woe.

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• Software - While sunning myself on the beach a change in the weather
• Sierra Mike - Tony Blair began giving a speech
• Raak - With my head in the sand
• Marc - (I could not take a stand)
• Rosie - Shut him up, please, I beseech.

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• Marc - On my way to the dentist I saw
• Software - Something I'd not seen before
• irach - Pus oozed from loose molars
• KagomeShuko - And it ran onto the floor!
• KagomeShuko - oops, got it mixed up!
• KagomeShuko - Onto babies in strollers This is the correct one to use.
• Simons Mith - And then it ran on to the floor! [Perfectly good last line too, I'd say.]

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  The talented Dr McCoy
• Sierra Mike - Had a bugle. T'was his pride and joy
• KagomeShuko - He'd play it all day
• Giertrud - While he sat in the hay
• irach - With Sulu, his winsome toy boy

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• KagomeShuko - In winter, the sky seems to snow
• Giertrud - The flakes flurry as the wind blows!
• Rosie - The will to live withers
• Sierra Mike - The temptation to post: "BANG!<hr>" is overpowering :o)
• Sierra Mike - The weatherman blithers
• Marc - And we sip our hot red bordeaux ...

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• Sierra Mike - With Dickens, Mulled Ale was the thing or was it Mulled Wine?
• irach - He preferred it to champagne or bling
• Software - But of course, there's a Twist
• Rosie - And with Oliver pissed oblig.
• KagomeShuko - Gruel was bought with the last farthing.

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• Sierra Mike - I heard the characteristic sound of a synchromesh eating itself on that last line. Perhaps it's just me though.

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  Today I met old Mr. Scrooge
• Simons Mith - Wearing eyeliner, perfume and rouge
• Rosie - With his arm around Cratchit (Sierra M) It ain't just you unless it's just the pair of us.
• irach - Whose own make-up did match it
• KagomeShuko - I felt like I needed refuge!

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• Simons Mith - Oh, let's sing an ode to the tench
• irach - Of its wonderful barbels and stench