I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.
Rosie -
For actions cavalier
CdM -
I wish I weren’t innumerate
Rosie -
So mathematically numb
Raak -
I can't work out the interest rate
Projoy -
For taxing is his role
goldfinch -
And I feel taxed just standing up
Rosie -
But rhyming slang's his goal.
Projoy -
I hold it, hold it, hold it more
Raak -
My effort is in vain
CdM -
For now it’s down there on the floor
Projoy -
I wish I were an elephant
Raak -
All would see but none would tell
Rosie -
That I'm the voice of doom.
Projoy -
For this would be more likely than
Chalky -
The plan that is in place
Projoy -
I wish I were a nightingale
Rosie -
I'd charm the world with song
Chalky -
Which flighty chorus might entail
Rosie -
'Cos I'd be so fussy.
Chalky -
Sign up to OnlyFans dear chap
Become a shameless hussy!
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not Marcel Marceau
CdM -
Or I’d have this to say:
Chalky -
But that was yesterday
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not a busted flush
CdM -
For that's an awful fate
Raak -
At getting my first date.
Projoy -
I'm glad I'm not a man of war
Software -
I'm more inclined to think of peace